Am I pregnant???

So I've been having some really strange things happening to my body, and in some of what I've read, they say that guys can experience pregnancy symptoms too. So, being the ever intrepid explorer and searcher of all knowledge, I decided to take the quiz. Here we go:
Q: Have you missed your period? Well it does tend to happen. But that could be that I don't want to actually see a particular class on a day - convenient missed period! YES!
Q: Are your breasts sore? Not really, but maybe a but tender. Let's just answer no! It happens in winter.
Q: Are you more sleepy than usual? Yes, but that could be that I actually have to work.
Q: Are you feeling moody? According to L, much more moody.
Q: Do you have an increase in cervical discharge? A WHAT! I hope not!
Q: Have you missed more than one period? Dude, we've answered this already (see question 1). I'm sorry! I'll try to be on time in the future! What the heck, let it go!! YES!
Q: Do you feel movement in your lower abdomen? Yes, especially after eating pizza
Q: Are you having weird food cravings? Interesting question - define wierd. I now crave olives and pasta ... hmmm.... and burgers and pies and steak and .... hmmmm...
Q: Are you having more frequent headaches? I teach maths to 42 thirteen-year old, what do you think?
Q: Have you had any bloating? No, but I do float a bit more in the bath. Does that count?
Q: Have you outgrown your clothes? I find that my shirts don't fit so well around my midriff, but I just blame the clothing companies for making the sizes smaller.
Q: Have you had a positive pregnancy test? Yes, the one L peed on before she told me which side to hold (not my finest moment).
AND NOW FOR THE RESULTS:
You answered 7 items out of 12 Yes.
Your score is 60%. You're probably pregnant, see your doctor or midwife!
I KNEW IT!!!

It is very strange how, even though I'm not going through all the physical changes (thank goodness I don't get the morning sickness), the emotional changes have been awesome. I keep having to remind myself that this is really happening, baby! Yeah!!!

What I've learnt so far: Being a guy rocks (something I won't tell L when she's 8 months pregnant in the middle of summer) and then rolls every day as fear and hope collide!